Vector forms

What is the vector form of Sridevi?
A: Tabu (Cause Sridevi did Chandni and Tabu did Chandni Bar)

Courtesy: Aditya Phatak

Learn your alphabet

This is the perfect ABCD Lessons …
A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple....

Courtesy: Sudipto Ganguly

Jumping jacks!

What do you call 20 rabbits jumping backwards?
A: A receding hareline.

Courtesy: Chicane

No bloody sleep!

Why couldn't Dracula's girlfriend sleep all night?
A: Because of his coffin.

Fine driving

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

Courtesy: Chicane

To serve or not to serve

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says “You'll need to leave...we don't serve mushrooms here.”
The mushroom replies “Why not? I'm a fun guy!”.

Courtesy: T. Krishna

Cost cuts

Due to Government cutbacks.... The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

Courtesy: Chicane

For the kids

How do you make Pikachu enter the bus?
A: Poke him on

Courtesy: Stupid boy

Nepotism is everywhere

Why just blame Sonia Gandhi, everybody promotes family these days. Even Bill Gates. He's promoting his son big time these days. How else would you explain the fact that lots of Microsoft products have a Beta Version!

Courtesy: Sriram Srinivasan

One, two, trees

What do you call a rope that is tied to two peepal trees?
A: Nokia (Connecting peepal)

Courtesy: Abhinay Dey