Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Vector forms

What is the vector form of Sridevi?
A: Tabu (Cause Sridevi did Chandni and Tabu did Chandni Bar)

Courtesy: Aditya Phatak

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Learn your alphabet

This is the perfect ABCD Lessons …
A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple....

Courtesy: Sudipto Ganguly

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Jumping jacks!

What do you call 20 rabbits jumping backwards?
A: A receding hareline.

Courtesy: Chicane

Monday, August 21, 2006

No bloody sleep!

Why couldn't Dracula's girlfriend sleep all night?
A: Because of his coffin.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Fine driving

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

Courtesy: Chicane

To serve or not to serve

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says “You'll need to leave...we don't serve mushrooms here.”
The mushroom replies “Why not? I'm a fun guy!”.

Courtesy: T. Krishna

Cost cuts

Due to Government cutbacks.... The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

Courtesy: Chicane

For the kids

How do you make Pikachu enter the bus?
A: Poke him on

Courtesy: Stupid boy

Friday, August 18, 2006

Nepotism is everywhere

Why just blame Sonia Gandhi, everybody promotes family these days. Even Bill Gates. He's promoting his son big time these days. How else would you explain the fact that lots of Microsoft products have a Beta Version!

Courtesy: Sriram Srinivasan

Thursday, August 10, 2006

One, two, trees

What do you call a rope that is tied to two peepal trees?
A: Nokia (Connecting peepal)

Courtesy: Abhinay Dey