Thursday, May 18, 2006

For my Tamil brothers

What did actor Vikram's teacher in school say when he spelt Poland as P-A-L-A-N-D?
A: "O" Podu

Courtesy: Bebe

On films and directors

Why did the director show his film to only eight people?
A: Because he made an "art" movie. Jinko sirf aat log theatre mein baitke dekhtey hein.

Courtesy: Deepak Kannan

Business sense

Why did the donut shop close?
A: The owner was tired of the hole business.

Monday, May 15, 2006

Admission woes

Tortoise and rabbit gave the Common Entrance Test. Tortoise got 80 percent and rabbit got 81 percent. Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, and the cut off was 85 percent. But only the Tortoise got admission. Why?
A: Remember Tortoise had won the race. So, sports quota.

Courtesy: Ganesh

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

A time to name

Marcus Brutus - "Julius Caesar, why is it that you were named after your grandfather?"
Julius Caesar - "Well, because he was born before me of course."

Courtesy: Blue-eyed boy