A time to pray

Why did the devotee not find god in the temple?
A: Because he came at an ungodly hour.

Courtesy: Gaurav Panchal

Something fishy

A man walks into a fish shop with a fish under one arm and asks "Do you sell fish cakes?"
"Yes" replies the proprietor.
"Thank goodness for that" replies the man "it's his birthday!"

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat miner.

What sort of fish is the most musical of all the sea?
A: Tuner fish!

Courtesy: Blue-eyed boy