Monday, May 07, 2007

Crazy driving

What is the latest bollywood movie "tara rum pum pum" like a public service message?
A: Cause it is all about Safe (Saif) Driving.

Courtesy: Feroze Ahmed Jamal

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Cricket trivia

Which Indian cricketer was a captain on debut, scored a century in that match, and hit a last ball six to win the match against England?
A: Aamir Khan (Lagaan)

Courtesy: Renu Pariyadath

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Walking tall

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A: A roamin' catholic.

Courtesy: Shaun

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Vector forms

What is the vector form of Sridevi?
A: Tabu (Cause Sridevi did Chandni and Tabu did Chandni Bar)

Courtesy: Aditya Phatak

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Learn your alphabet

This is the perfect ABCD Lessons …
A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple....

Courtesy: Sudipto Ganguly

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Jumping jacks!

What do you call 20 rabbits jumping backwards?
A: A receding hareline.

Courtesy: Chicane

Monday, August 21, 2006

No bloody sleep!

Why couldn't Dracula's girlfriend sleep all night?
A: Because of his coffin.