Crazy driving

What is the latest bollywood movie "tara rum pum pum" like a public service message?
A: Cause it is all about Safe (Saif) Driving.

Courtesy: Feroze Ahmed Jamal

Cricket trivia

Which Indian cricketer was a captain on debut, scored a century in that match, and hit a last ball six to win the match against England?
A: Aamir Khan (Lagaan)

Courtesy: Renu Pariyadath

Walking tall

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A: A roamin' catholic.

Courtesy: Shaun

Vector forms

What is the vector form of Sridevi?
A: Tabu (Cause Sridevi did Chandni and Tabu did Chandni Bar)

Courtesy: Aditya Phatak

Learn your alphabet

This is the perfect ABCD Lessons …
A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple....

Courtesy: Sudipto Ganguly

Jumping jacks!

What do you call 20 rabbits jumping backwards?
A: A receding hareline.

Courtesy: Chicane

No bloody sleep!

Why couldn't Dracula's girlfriend sleep all night?
A: Because of his coffin.