Sunday, April 09, 2006

The case of the missing job

Three men applied for a detective's job. An Indian, a Jew and an Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man replied, "The Romans did."
When the Italian man arrived, the chief asked the same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews."
Finally the Indian arrived, and was asked the same question. He thought for a long time before saying,"Could I have some time?"
The chief said,"OK, but get back to me tomorrow."
When the Indian went home, his wife asked "How was the interview ?". He replied, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder."

Courtesy: Smilin Assassin

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