Frosbites and boomerangs
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, whack, damn. a bad skydiver goes damn, whack.
Courtesy: Smilin Assassin
A stick.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, whack, damn. a bad skydiver goes damn, whack.
Courtesy: Smilin Assassin
posted by jarshad at 3:49 AM
4 Comments:
Oi oi oi! Those last two are my jokes! :P
ok i forgot. Will delete them from the post. And inform the guy who send them. Thanks
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Hey I don't mind! It's not like I made them up myself :)
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