Confessions of a Gujarati

What do you call the diary of a homosexual Gujarati?
A: Memoirs of A Gay Shah

What do you call a Mangalorean arsonist?
A: A Pairomaniac

What do you call a Mangalorean who’s a pain in the ass?
A: Paiiles

What do you call a Mangalorean mathematician?
A: Paithagorus

Courtesy: Vijay Ramachandran