Monday, February 06, 2006

Licence to kill

Tom: Did you hear about that actress who got stabbed? Reese... Reese something.
Paul: Witherspoon?
Tom: No, with a knife.

How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.

There were two fish in a tank. One of them said to the other: "How do you drive this thing?"

Courtesy: Stupidboy

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