Phoney help

Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..."

Two blondes walk into a building.... .. you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

Courtesy: Stupidboy