Twinkle twinkle superstar

Q: Why are there no elephants in Bollywood?
A:They can't run around trees without knocking them down.

Q: Why doesn't Rajnikanth fight elephants in Tamil movies?
A:He can't get them to jump in the air when he hits them.

"Bengalis do not have 's' sound and Oriyas do not have 'sh'. So when Bengalis sing 'God shave the queen', Oriyas shout 'Same, same'."

How do Greens save on toilet paper?
They use both sides.

Courtesy: Anil D'silva