The real Koalas

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead

Q: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
A: He got hit by the first koala

Q: Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
A: He thought it was a game

Q: Why did the Australian fall off his bike?
A: He got hit in the head by three falling koalas


On a hot day in New Delhi (is there any other kind of day in New Delhi?) Two [East] Indian doctors were having a discussion: "I tell you it is spelt W-O-O-M."
"NO, it's definitely spelt W-H-O-O-M."
An old lady passing by remarked, "Gentlemen, I'm afraid that you're both wrong. It's actually spelt W-O-M-B". One doctor turns to the other and declares, "I bet she's never even SEEN a hippotamus let alone heard one fart underwater!"


Courtesy: Anil D'silva