Luvaria!

Once Luv and Kush were walking. Suddenly Luv trips falls into a gutter. Why?

A: Cause Luv is blind.

After sometime Kush also falls into the gutter. Why?

A: Cause Luv ke liye Kush be karega.

What is Dharamendra's favourite drink?

A: Dog's blood. Cause he keeps telling -- Kutte, Mein Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga.


Courtesy: Deepak Kumar