Fish 'n microchips

In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level increases. How?

A: The other 9 are crying.

A woman goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???

A: Automatically ( AutoMeinTakli).....

Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari, RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall. Why?

A: Coz, they all started clapping !!!!


What would you call a girl who never laughs....?

A: HASINA !

A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What?

A: "So, which platform are you working on?"


Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and
want to get married, but cannot. Why?

A: Because under Indian laws "baal vivaah" is illegal.


Courtesy: Tuhin Subhra Kar