Secret of success

Why is the person who makes fake bank notes successful in life?
A: Because he forges ahead.

What did the Spanish fireman call his twin boys?
A: José and Hose-B!

What's black and white and red all over?
A: A newspaper!

How do you make a Swiss roll?
A: Push him down a mountain!

What's black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white?
A: A nun (or a penguin) rolling down a hill!

Courtesy: Blue-eyed boy