Matrix reloaded
What do you get when you cross Keanu Reaves with Hitler?
A: A Neo-Nazi!
If you can't wait for your next birthday, make spaghetti. Know why?
A: To pasta time.
Two green beans are walking down the street. A truck comes along and runs over one – squishes him flat. They rush him to the hospital and work on him for hours, while the first green bean paces in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor comes out."So, Doc, how is he?"
"Well, I have good news and I have bad news."
With a sigh, the green bean says, "Ok, give me the good news.""We were able to save your friend. He's going to make it"
"That's wonderful! Thank God! But....what's the bad news?"
The doctor takes a deep breath and says, "I'm afraid he's going to be a vegetable the rest of his life."
Courtesy: Stupidboy
A: A Neo-Nazi!
If you can't wait for your next birthday, make spaghetti. Know why?
A: To pasta time.
Two green beans are walking down the street. A truck comes along and runs over one – squishes him flat. They rush him to the hospital and work on him for hours, while the first green bean paces in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor comes out."So, Doc, how is he?"
"Well, I have good news and I have bad news."
With a sigh, the green bean says, "Ok, give me the good news.""We were able to save your friend. He's going to make it"
"That's wonderful! Thank God! But....what's the bad news?"
The doctor takes a deep breath and says, "I'm afraid he's going to be a vegetable the rest of his life."
Courtesy: Stupidboy
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