Please bear with this

A bear walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
The bear replies, "I'll have a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic."
The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?"
The bear replies, "I was born with them."

What do John The Baptist and Kermit The Frog have in common?
A: Same middle name.

Courtesy: Dull Men's Club