Cross chickens

What is a chicken crossing the road called?
A: Poultry in motion.

Dad: Do you know what to do if, when you are driving by an airport, and you see a "low flying aircraft" sign?
Son: Let some air out of the tires.

Two brooms were hanging together in a closet. After a while they got to know each other so well they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The wedding was lovely.
At the wedding dinner following the wedding the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom."
"Impossible," said the groom broom. "We haven't even swept together."

Courtesy: Dull Men's Club